Who is louder?
They are both obnoxious and it’s awful and you should never ever stay in a room near them. But prrrrobably Theo, since he’s so vocal-focused in general.
Who is more experimental?
I mean, they’re both Europans, so both of them are pretty open to New Experiences !!!! But Theo’s the Spark in the relationship so he wins by default.
Who takes more risks?
I feeeeel like it’s probably Sleipnir. Theo is more likely to suggest crazy shit but Sleipnir is the one who always has to go ‘yes, this is the man I married, and I am okay with going along with whatever bullshit idea he just had’.
Do they fuck or make love?
Why not both?
Lights on or off?
Depends on where they are and the situation at hand, but I’m assuming lights on most of the time. It’s harder to keep track of things with them off.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?
They are both stealthy as shit, have you seen Von Pinn, you learn very quickly how to not get caught doing ANYTHING when she’s your nanny.
Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?
Theo, hands-down, but that’s mostly because I headcanon him as experiencing attraction a lot easier/faster than Sleipnir does so he’s more likely to meet people he’s interested in having a threesome with and actually be confident enough to ask them.
Has either stolen the other’s underwear?
Theo stole Sleipnir’s once, on the Castle before they were dating, as a dare from the other guys. She broke his nose.
Who comes first?
Context-dependent, I’d say, but probably Sleipnir considering she strikes me as the type to be very firm about getting taken care of.
Who is better at oral and who prefers it?
Theo is great at oral except for his goddamn tickly sideburns. I’d say Sleipnir is more into getting it.
Who is more submissive?
Neither of them, they are both obnoxiously dominant except in very context-dependent situations. It makes things exciting.
Who usually initiates things?
I’d say it’s pretty even, but Theo has a higher sex drive so it’s more likely to be him if I had to pick.
Who is more sensitive?
To sensation? I am noooot sure, actually.
Who has the most patience?
Sleipnir, Theo can feign patience if he wants to piss his partner off by going slow or denying them things but internally he’ll be doing the equivalent of mental leg-jiggle finger-tap extravaganza.
Which kinks do they share?
A lot of this is headcanon (Thanks Lynny), but: rope bondage (Sleipnir is great at tying all manner of knots and rigging her own harnesses), SPARKVOICE and SCIENCE but nobody is surprised about that, possibly slight exhibitionism/thrill of potentially getting caught thanks to constantly making out in semi-public places on the Castle (and Theo’s entirely-canon hardon for being in places he shouldn’t be doing things he’s not allowed to do).